What Are Funny Phrases to Put on Kandi

So you’re staring at your pony beads and letter beads wondering: what the heck do I even write on this bracelet? You want something that’ll get a laugh, spark a convo, or make someone go “no way you actually made that.”

Funny kandi phrases are kind of the best part of trading. They help share your humor, personality, and leave them with a little memory of you. If you’re going for cute, cursed, or chaotic-good energy, here are some ideas to get your brain buzzing.

💅 Silly & Sassy Funny Kandi Phrases

• CUTE BUT FERAL

• BASS SLUT

• VIBE CHECK FAILED

• NO SCRUBS

• PLUR PRINCESS

• RAVERS BE RAVIN

• THAT BITCH

• NO BROKE BOYZ

• SERVING CUNT

• RAVE KITTEN

• SPARKLE CREATURE

• ITS GIVING RAVE

• NO FUCK BOYS

  
  

Unhinged Kandi Phrases

• JUST A LIL GUY

• NO THOUGHTS BRAINROT

• I LICKED THE RAIL

• TOP BASS GOBLIN

• I MAKE BAD DECISIONS

• MEET YOU IN THE PORTA POTTY

• PEAK WOOK BEHAVIOR

• CLOWN TALK

• I NEED AN ADULT

• COTTAGECORE WOOK

• PLS FEED ME RAMEN

• LASERED AGAIN

• LOST AND THRIVING

• BRAIN SOUP

• LAGGING IRL

• NPC RAVER

• PLS RESPAWN

Cute & Cursed Kandi Phrases

• CUTE NOT CUDDLY

• BABY PLURR

• SPICY MEATBALL

• TECHNO ONHCET

• ACID FAIRY

• TINY DANCER

• KANDI GREMLIN

• SPROUT ME

• CAREFUL I BITE

• HELP A WOOK OUT

• LOST THE PLOT

• YOU DONT GNOME ME

• SIDE QUESTING

• PLS ADOPT ME

• KINDA FERAL

• FROG DEALER

• 3RD EYE HURTY

• FRIEND SHAPED

• SOFT WOOK ERA

• DOING IT FOR THE PLOT

• BASSBIN PRINCESS

• CAMP MOM

• EMOTIONAL SUPPORT RAVER

Inside Joke Energy Ideas

• GIVE ME THE AUX

• TRACK ID PLS

• I KNOW THE DJ'S CAT

• I KNOW THE DJ’S DOG

• FRONT LEFT WIFE

• THIS IS A VIP WRIST BAND

• ALL ACCESS PASS

• RAVE INFLUENCER

• YEAH I KNOW THE DJ

• I KNEW THAT DROP WAS COMING

• LASERS CURED ME

• DJ STOLE MY SOUL

• BASS BAPTIZED

• WOOK FLU SURVIVOR

• I LIVE HERE NOW

Quick Tips for Coming Up With Your Own

• Think meme-worthy: Would someone screenshot your bracelet and post it on IG? You’re doing it right.

• Use slang or inside jokes: Stuff only ravers would get = bonus points.

• Mash-up weird combos: Like “SHUFFLE GREMLIN” or “PLURR PARROT” - totally nonsensical and perfect.

• Embrace chaos: If it makes you laugh, someone else will probably vibe with it too.

If you’re still stuck, my Kandi Phrase Generator is full of funny, cursed, chaotic, and weird options you can use anytime. You can even save your faves.

And if you want to get ✨ extra ✨ with it, don’t forget to pair your phrase with a charm that matches the mood (I wrote a whole blog on where to find charms too, you’re welcome).